imagine a show like wife swap except its about bands switching lead singers for 2 weeks
Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”
Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN
WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!
THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN
MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”
NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!
why don’t you make like a tree and
Birnam Wood’s on the march
where’s the fucking rent
“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”
“But I already talked to the FBI.”
"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"
1 sqft of bun
Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.
1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
this is the kind of stuff Mark Ruffalo is tweeting and retweeting.
These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now
DON’T EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER
EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER